Double-Jointed Asshole 

While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.

Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.

Double-Jointed Asshole by pvc1983 October 8, 2022

Blown Out Asshole 

When your deuce hole gets blown apart.

Heater nems: what happened to jojo bombs? She’s laying on the floor facedown with ass in the air?
Tookie: Dawg she got a blown out asshole from all them backdoor entry’s.

Blown Out Asshole by ballplayer182 November 26, 2022

Tits are in my asshole 

When your lady friend forces you to do something you don't want to do

Boys I want to go camping but tits are in my asshole

Tits are in my asshole by 8732whatitdo July 10, 2017

trapped centipede in my asshole

When a centipede is trapped travels up your asshole only to eat away at your body inside out.

Evil bitch trapped centipede in my asshole until I died.

trapped centipede in my asshole by Captain Lorily February 19, 2020

fudge cake in my asshole 

When your sad or pissed about something

Man ilyasse gon leave the country this year fudge cake in my asshole

fudge cake in my asshole by KBK123 October 14, 2020

Tripped over his own asshole 

Someone that is super ignorant, super hateful and super motivated by cruelty. The have become such a large asshole that they can actually trip over it.

When he said, " We birthed a nation from nothing. I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes we have Native Americans but candidly there isn't much Native American culture in American Culture," he literally tripped over his own asshole.

Tripped over his own asshole by Muscratlove April 26, 2021

lick my duck’s asshole! 

One of innumerable ways of telling someone to fuck off.

Why don’t you lick my duck’s asshole!

lick my duck’s asshole! by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023