what your jackass boyfriend says and then plays x-box and calls you 3 hours later wondering why you are infact mad.
by ChloeB July 28, 2007
Get your shit together--and keep it together.
by Quadrasaurus Rex November 29, 2015
Brenda: You said we’re meeting at 1:30 for coffee, right?
Samuel: You’d be as right as my jerk hand with that.
Samuel: You’d be as right as my jerk hand with that.
by wordfanagler January 03, 2019
Vast right wing conspiracy is a term first used by Hillary Clinton to describe the opposition movement, and their bullshit, during her husband Bill Clinton's presidency. This was a REAL problem. David Brock provides a look inside and confesses to being a part of it in his book "Blinded by the Right."
There were many people opposed to Clinton's progressive ideas and the right-wing segment of the population was trying hard to disrupt his agenda. (see White Water, travelgate, Monica Lewinsky, American Spectator) Luckily for Clinton, and America as a whole, he was able to accomplish many good things, like balancing the budget for the first time in 30 years!
Many people think that the conspiracy was just about the Clintons, but other democrats have faced it too.
Some examples: John Kerry 2004 swift boat veterans for truth, the Obama birther bullshit, the death panels bullshit and all this Obama is socialist bullshit!
There were many people opposed to Clinton's progressive ideas and the right-wing segment of the population was trying hard to disrupt his agenda. (see White Water, travelgate, Monica Lewinsky, American Spectator) Luckily for Clinton, and America as a whole, he was able to accomplish many good things, like balancing the budget for the first time in 30 years!
Many people think that the conspiracy was just about the Clintons, but other democrats have faced it too.
Some examples: John Kerry 2004 swift boat veterans for truth, the Obama birther bullshit, the death panels bullshit and all this Obama is socialist bullshit!
The vast right wing conspiracy is alive and well during the Obama Administration. The G.O.P. is still spreading bullshit lies about where Obama was born, spreading lies to scare people away from Health Care reform, and trying to kill anything they consider "progressive."
by Charles_U_Farley January 24, 2011
This a very powerful sentence which may only be used after some has said something not related to any of the words in the sentnce
by fannyjammypunani August 15, 2014
When you're texting two people and you accidently send the wrong text to the other person. Such as, when you're texting your BFF and then your crush texts you and you send your crush the text you meant for your BFF.
(Through texts)
Me: Hey, Mandy.
Mandy: Hey, girl, what's up?
Me: So, I was thinking about taking my relationship to the next level with Jake...
Jake: Really? I've been waiting lol
*me: I'm so embarassed! That was the right text, wrong person!*
Me: Hey, Mandy.
Mandy: Hey, girl, what's up?
Me: So, I was thinking about taking my relationship to the next level with Jake...
Jake: Really? I've been waiting lol
*me: I'm so embarassed! That was the right text, wrong person!*
by PrincessR November 24, 2009
A phrase someone tells you when you're not thinking clearly or acting right. get your head straight, straighten up, act right, get it together, focus, wake up, straighten out, fall apart, act out, screw up, mess up, misbehave, disorganized, discombobulated, confused
by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016