one-wipper

after making a dirty BM...wham, one wipe cleans it up!

I am jealous of Mark, I never have a one-wipper after Moe's!

by tominateK May 2, 2011

One Celler

A person who is so unintelligent that it seems they only have one brain cell, contrary to the fact that the human brain has over one billion.

Bobby: “what’s Ronald McDonald’s name?”
Georgie: “What kind of a one celler ass question is that”

by dickinyourass August 26, 2018

Table One

When you get old. At parties you are seated at table one.

I feel so old, Im sitting at table one!

by Jreality7 March 17, 2012

one piece

the longest anime to ever be produced. it is also the most creative, meticulous, and diverse anime.

Monkey D. Luffy dreams to be the king of the pirates. to do so, he must adventure all over the globe, conquer the grand line, then find the one piece(the plot is quite complicated and includes immense amounts of world building; but it’s worth it)! He joins a directionally challenged swordsman, kleptomaniac navigator, pinocchio, Gordon Ramsey, a walking plushy, tortured genius/hottie, pansexual android, the poster child of hot topic, living sushi, and a furry’s free pass.

Seasons are categorized by adventure. Zoro is a true feminist. I might legit be into Robin. Their ship is a lamb then a lion, and everyone can get superpowers if they eat nasty fruit.

Fact: Truly the best anime of all time. Also government is evil, so it’s realistic.

Person 1: If I die before One Piece is finished, there was no reason for me being alive.

Person 2: Ye

by weird seed August 6, 2022

bang ones

To fight; throw hands

-Yo my nigga we still banging ones after school today or nah

-I'll bang ones wit you anytime just let me know

-when you tryna bang ones ??
-you tryna bang ones rn ?

by Itchy Vagina April 25, 2017

Knock one in.

Knock in knockin knockout out fuck fuckin fucking raw dog

Dude I was going raw dog with Brandy so decided to try and knock one in. Fuck ya I'm the man. Now she's fuckin pregnant. Nothin better than pregnant pussy!

by Traceboy August 25, 2018

One Penny

An evil penny or some other type of evil coin that always manages to find another owner when the previous one leasts expects it.

One penny to rule them all,
One penny to find them,
One penny to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.

by frodobagginsishere February 18, 2011