Jesus Christ 

The only name that has the power to save, to heal, and to bless—the Name that is above all other names that can set people free from evil spirits and bondages and restore broken relationships.

Jesus Christ gives birth to the Christian community—the only one that exists for the sake of non-members—whose aim is to bring in the lost sheep that are “outside” God’s Kingdom.

Jesus Christ by MathPlus November 19, 2017

jesus penis 

a phrase yelled not spoken when taken by surprise or pissed off.

Player1: (frags opponent on COD4)"YEAAAHH"
Player2: "JESUS PENIS"

jesus penis by Ollie from the Mist March 30, 2008

Jesus Freak 

An overeligiouse christain, or at times just a Christian depending on how much you don't like Christians

Oh great, here come the Jesus freaks to preach to us

Jesus Freak by Ben January 21, 2004

jesus god 

An exclamation when something is outrageous or absurd.

I mashed those guts last night.
Jesus god, she was ugly
Buh

jesus god by Little Grundle June 11, 2004

Jesus Fuck 

verb: The act of forcing something to work through blunt strength or force.

also can be described as ghetto rigging something through force.

When a stubbern object is lodged in an awkward position and you want to get it out, you have the option to jesus fuck it, and make it work.

Jesus Fuck by mikedusher October 13, 2009

jesus wine 

water

The magical ingredient Jesus turned into wine.

I always bring a bottle of Jesus Wine with me, wherever I go, in case I get parched.

jesus wine by Thurdeye December 26, 2007

jesus weiner 

an exclamation; a general term of surprise; expression of outragia; unexpected spiritual epiphany

"Jesus weiner! Why can't you keep that spit in your mouth where it belongs?" "Jesus weiner, I didn't know Katy gave birth to a hybrid alien baby girl!" "Jesus weiner, did the boss ever take a piece of my ass in that meeting!" "Jesus weiner, I sure got raped by that car dealer!" "Jesus weiner, I have all 6 numbers on tonight's Lotto!!!!"

jesus weiner by twopaws February 24, 2010