dildo filter

To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.

He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.

by whoisthepoet August 18, 2016

Liquid Filth

Pepsi.

I found a can of Pepsi in the back of the fridge and I drank it. It tasted like liquid filth.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 November 27, 2016

Purest Filth

A group of friends that get drunk every weekend and experience serious DADS (day after drinking shits)

Wow do you reckon those girls are 'Purest filth".

by captbrittiff February 8, 2017

Fart filter

Fart filter when speaking about someone who talks a lot of shit knowing to filter what they say

You know when talking to him you need a fart filter

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

poop filter

a pop filter used when recording in the bathroom
you may need one for those bathroom interviews

"On first use, instructions were unclear. Mic stuck in butt, wish I bought a poop filter " -jonathan r 2017

by FlashlightMemelord January 5, 2018

Austin Filter

Austin Filter is the spawn of the evil morgorath and is extremely gay. if you ever meet austin filter make sure your wearing a chasity belt or you will be anally raped by his chode.

"that Austin Filter guy is super gay". Yeah, I heard he raped half the schools freshmen

by dicple of Gordan Ramsay May 30, 2018

The filthy bass

When you hook both finger in your partners mouth while doing it from behind and she starts to shake her head and thrash around like a hooked bass.

I gave Brenda The filthy bass last night. Hell of a fight.

by RKM1523 April 14, 2018