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Garden

(slang)(verb)
To smoke marijuana; to consume weed. Often used metaphorically, to romanticize the process and be discreet.
Jane gardens every evening to unwind, finding peace in her little ritual.
by para_anomaly June 25, 2024
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Gardening

Phrase popularized by TikTok, referring to smoking weed and other shenanigans dealing with marijuana.
“Yeah, I’m a BIG fan of gardening,” she said as she lit the joint

“Let’s get some flower, and then go gardening”
by crazykid98 December 19, 2024
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Gardiddle

when one is molested (diddled) by the cartoon character Garfield
"dude I just got Gardiddled..."
by Adderallpossumontheroad December 25, 2024
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Garden List

Adjacent to bucket list, which is tinny and final. A garden list is where I will plant my goals and dreams to cultivate into a beautiful and flourishing garden which will bring me and others joy.
I love the idea of going to Key West, I am adding that to my garden list
by anonymous January 22, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Gardner grenade

A variation of the Oklahoma hand grenade, where a woman jerks off her male partner into her asshole, then farts the load back onto the male partners face.
Did you hear what that nasty fuck josh did? When he was banging that swamp donkey out he had her give him a Gardner grenade, he had to take a shower to get all that dirty sausage slime off his face.
by Mr. Gagsonmen February 6, 2025
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Gardose

Gardose, Is a Combination of the words Gargantuan and Dose.

This can mean several things, Some Good Some Bad.

Could mean Gargantuan Doses of Stupidity or Intelligence
Person: Bro Has Taken a Gardose amount of Food

Person: For real.
by Le Cobskian February 6, 2025
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