crazy little village ... southern most point of the united states
full of crazy and homosexual people, usually drunk or high
party town
"this town is a crazy party town"
"it's like Key West then"
by crazymofous July 10, 2008
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Coming from someone who lives here, this is quite possibly the biggest shit hole in the world. Everybody talks about how it's paradise but thats becuase they're only seeing this town from a tourist point of veiw. Also, the only places to hang out are the movie theaters, which have the rudest people working there, and the skate park. Thats it, there are no other places for teens in key west to hang out. Everywhere else you go is full of drunk people. Also, the school system here is pretty bad, the schools have almost no funding and the teachers couldn't give to fucks wether or not we get an education. Also, since this town is so freaking small everyone and I mean EVERYONE knows your buisness. This town is FULL of gossip and I freaking hate it.
Person 1: So you live in Key west huh? Lucky, I wish I could live there.

Person 2: No, you don't..trust me.
by Little_miss_awkward February 04, 2012
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a city in Florida in monroe county, florida

natives are referred to as conchs.
lets go to the southern most point city which is Key WEst.
by kilas April 30, 2008
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That guy walks like he has been Key Wested.
That girl walks like she has been doing a lot of Key Westing.
by Swisscnc June 09, 2006
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Aka: Goatee; A pattern of facial hair on a homosexual male, forming a circular targetoid shape around the mouth. Origin in key west in the late 80's.
Mahal: Hey greg, you know sandy and her cousin kenny?

Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?

Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.

Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
by schmuckaneers June 03, 2009
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When a man inserts the end of his penis into his own asshole.
That dude is so gay that he gave himself a Key West Boomerang just to get a piece of ass.
by Mr. Clit June 05, 2006
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While enthralled in homosexual intercourse, the power bottom farts on the penis that is inserted in his bottom.
Mike was plowing Kevin until the Key West Kamikaze blew it out. Time for round two in the dumper!
by Tito Halladay March 05, 2007
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