weird beard

a female with a beard

Man she is one weird beard

by gorilla-man October 22, 2003

bearded clegg

snatch, beaver, mouse's ear

show us ya bidded clegg

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

Beard Petting

While in the process of the Eiffel Tower, (can only be done when the two males are best friends, otherwise is considered gay) the male railing the vag lowers his hand down, and caresses the other males face/beard. Not long after this, the male pumping the bitches face reaches down with the opposite hand, and soflty pets the railers face/beard. Thus completing the circle . . . The pumper then finishes with a pearl necklace, and video tapes the railer completing a fake punt. After the bitch is kicked out of the house, both males will high five, and follow with a "No Homo."

Male 1: Haha, i can't believe we Eiffel Towered that bitch last night.

Male 2: I know right! It's pretty funny that we threw the Beard Petting in there too.

Male 1: Yeah, she never even knew . . . No Homo right?

Male 2: Oh, yeah man, definitely No Homo.

by WuuM December 4, 2010

Ginger Beard

Generally strawberry blonde colored facial hair. Either blondes or "red heads" can have ginger beards. Ginger beards tend to make people look like leprechauns and should be avoided at all costs.

Me: GINGER!!! (punches friend)

Friend: Dude, that guy needs to get rid of that ginger beard, keep walking around like that and he's gonna get mugged for his pot of gold!

by melaniebegeman August 19, 2011

Goat beard

Tiny patches of hair on a teenagers chin.

Dude that's not a real beard it's just a goat beard.

by Nark van May 9, 2015

Beard

One who engages in pedantic, pseudo-intellectual discussion of meaningless and often obscure pop culture that nobody actually cares about. Typically applies to nerdy topics such as video games, comic books, science fiction, and so forth. Refers to the luxurious fat-guy beards grown by internet shutins, a la the Simpsons Comic Book Guy.

Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

Me, watching Mallrats: Christ, Kevin Smith is such a fucking beard.

by pacobird August 21, 2008

Ginger Beard

A woman with red pubic hair

I always wondered if Sally was a real red head, when I went down on her and saw that ginger beard I had no more doubts.

by Morbidtiger October 19, 2010