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A really weird looking beard = Beird. IE when a hipster really wants to grow a mad hipster beard and just cant, he ends up with a gnarly beird.

Beird is weird, but still better than a molestache.

Spencer Pratt's has a beird.
Jim: Have you seen dan's terrible attempt at facial hair?
Carl: that shiz is a beird for sure.
Beird by candypantswong March 6, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
The true spelling of the word 'beard.' Saying 'beard' is like saying the past tense of the word 'bear,' as in "Whoa! Yesterday, there was a BEARd."

It's true. Sound it out: bee-ird. As in that furry thing hanging from your jaw.
Anna has a really full beird now, I wonder when she will shave it?
Beird by MrBeird June 28, 2010

Jared Baird 

a guy who says 'yeet' too much
go subscribe to Jared Baird's YouTube!
Jared Baird by norah hehe July 30, 2016

bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.
Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...

beardsexy 

Having a beard that is considered sexy.
Every chick in the room turned to stare in awe when the beardsexy dude arrived at the party.
beardsexy by jpg3 December 22, 2013

Beardgrub 

Beardgrub / 'beerd / gruhb (slang) noun

1. Handmade blended oils packed with vitamins and nutrients applied externally to feed and nourish facial hair.

2. Women will uncontrollably desire you thus giving you an indistinguishable competitive edge.

3. These women will not take no for an answer
“ Your beard looks dry and flaky, you need some Beardgrub.”
Beardgrub by Webdictionary June 3, 2018

Merlin's Beard 

An exclamation from Harry Potter which is similar to "Oh Lord!"
"He just shat his pants!!"

"Merlin's Beard!!!"
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
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