Beird

A really weird looking beard = Beird. IE when a hipster really wants to grow a mad hipster beard and just cant, he ends up with a gnarly beird.

Beird is weird, but still better than a molestache.

Spencer Pratt's has a beird.

Jim: Have you seen dan's terrible attempt at facial hair?
Carl: that shiz is a beird for sure.

by candypantswong March 6, 2014

Beird

The true spelling of the word 'beard.' Saying 'beard' is like saying the past tense of the word 'bear,' as in "Whoa! Yesterday, there was a BEARd."

It's true. Sound it out: bee-ird. As in that furry thing hanging from your jaw.

Anna has a really full beird now, I wonder when she will shave it?

by MrBeird June 28, 2010