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Zipped The Tip

Zipping the zipper abruptly causing the zipper to nip the tip of the head of the penis. Also known as a bathroom circumcision or bedroom circumcision. Verb: Zip the tip.
While masterbating, Aaron's mother walked in and he tried to quickly cover up. Unfortunately; he accidentally zipped the tip, then his mother asked why he was crying.
by littler0 January 13, 2009
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Zipperman

A nickname for that guy who is always checking his zipper to make sure it is zipped up.
That poor Zipperman, I’ve seen him compulsively checking his zipper, maybe upward of 100 times a day; some nightmare incident must be consuming his head!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2020
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zippying

To bum} and beg from others all the time for items such as spare change, beer, food, compassion, and nookie. Also, lacking in dignity and intelligence. Condition possibly linked to limited gene pool, vast ammounts of drug use, and not reading books in while in the libary.
"man, the concert was great but alot of those guys in the lot were zippying the hell out of us."

"Dude, stop zippying out and try to think - where did you put the keys?"
by Gordon Sumner December 10, 2004
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Zippologist

A person who collects products manufactured by Zippo Manufacturing Company in Bradford, Pennsylvania, USA. Also one who is extremely knowledgeable about ZMC and its history.
May also be referred to as a 'zip-head'.
That guy over there has lots of Zippo lighters and stuff. He is a Zippologist.

A Zippologist will be able to tell you more about what Zippo products are available.
by zipdog October 21, 2009
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zipper hawking

Girls checking out a guys package through his tight jeans. Female equivalent of guys checking out cameltoes.
"Hey, Rhonda... lets go to the club and do a little zipper hawking."
by Scooter Tramp August 13, 2012
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zipper sniffer

A homosexual man.
See also: mattress muncher, pillow biter, shirt lifter, arse/ass bandit, freckle bandit, turd burglar, donut puncher etc (feel free to add).
Elton John is a self-confessed paid up card carrying member of the zipper sniffer brigade.
by scumbaggage April 30, 2013
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Zipperection

The misleading, bulge-y shape created by a warping zipper in your clothing that makes it look like you have a hard-on underneath the protruding garment, giving it its charming name. This phenomenon is known to strike in pants, hoodies, and many other articles of clothing, especially when bunched up / sitting down.
Kristin : OMG Steven is that a full-chub??!!

Steven : No no I swear!! It's not a boner - it's my zipper, look!

{Goes to press down the fabric to demonstrate the vacancy of engorged member}

Kristin : Eeeeww gross don't touch your cock!! :(

Steven : Kristin no! It was only a zipperection!!
by SweetFancyMoses September 13, 2013
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