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He Xi

Historically, about 35 years ago, He Xi was brought to Earth through a compromised government account that attempted to secure project "Sorry." This attempt, although half-assed, made a regimented beginning to the understanding of anatomical male science. In response to He Xi's interest in agricultural businesses, "He does not want to be normal or take drugs" was a protest hymn that is understood to be the catalyst of widespread trends in green grass calving practices. Noted horticulturist Syu Ju Wen also expanded on this novelty by writing the preeminent literature piece, 'Prepartum Maternal Behavior of Domesticated Cattle' about the impact He Xi has had on the Ankole-Watusi breed, which is amongst the most striking members of the bovine kingdom. This led He Xi to become an expert on legal matters concerning obesity as a gardening practice for the Shoebill bird beak, which looks like a wooden Dutch clog and is likened to He Xi's genealogical appearance.

"He is a He" is the second known protest hymn that evolved around the year 2009—defined as an undefined gender barrier-breaking legal entity that does not discriminate against anybody's musical taste. A He Xi moves the mountains and the waves of the ocean with spectacular dance moves that evoke dominant male cow energy. He makes not only you but us women. He is sooooooo good. A He Xi is neither he nor she but chooses to be defined as the pronoun "he."
Guy 1: Bruhh, What is the ugliest bird?
Guy 2: Fuck man, I heard it is a Shoebill that resembles a Dutch clog.
Guy 3: Wowzahh, that's so He Xi.

Girl 2: Being overweight means you're less likely to develop dementia.
by lk247 December 30, 2023
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xi and miles

they are the CUTEST couple on the planet, nobody compares to them and you might find them saying cringe things to each other but you are still jealous of the undying love they have for eachother!
“Have you seen those two?”
“Yeah that’s Xi and Miles, they are literally the cutest!”
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Xi

The all supreme all cool and awesome the all gratified and superior leader of China. He's also 1 of my best mates and is awesome to deal with he doesn't judge you on where you come from or who you are in my personal opinion he should be running the United Nations.
Xi is his name.
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Xi Jinping

Xi Jinping is the only person with more social credits than John Cena.
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xi jinping

guy with bombs and a bald friend
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xi kai

Xi kai is knowledgable in medicinal chemistry.
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Ruo Xi

Ruo Xi is a very popular and outgoing girl. She is independent, confident andoriginal, definitely a hottie and a lot of guys will simp for her. She handpicks people into the inner circle and always goes for quality over quantity. And only to her really trusted friends she would show her sensitive and slightly emotional sides. In addition, Ruo Xi always have a positive outlook in life and just doesn't care about what others think of her. She is weird and unique and special and that's what people love about her. She doesn't follow the rules and more often than not will just go her own way. She hates people who flexes and tries to make her jealous. The most efficient way to win her heart is really just accepting her for who she is, give her her own personal space and not criticise about her. Ruo Xi is really the bestest friend you can find in all your life!!!
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Be like Ruo Xi!
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