Weaker than my piss

Used when the flow or movement of something is overly weak, as to say it is weaker than one's urination.

This shower is weaker than my piss!

Fuck you. You punch weaker than my piss!

by SuperBadMcLovin February 1, 2021

Stage Weasel

A person who constantly attempts to position themselves in front of you at a show. Stage weasels are obsessed with getting as close as possible to the performer on stage. Most stage weasels are usually female although if male the stage weasel will usually be taller than you.

After the warm-up act is when stage weasels are at their most aggressive.

by I_AM_TORGO December 26, 2008

Load Wearer

A pet name for a sticky Load Wearing Whore!

My wife was a lot more fun when she was just my Load Wearer!

by bagizba May 11, 2009

Geesh Waleese

"Jeez Louise" for dumb people

Shirpo: Hello, would you please send me the information that you promised to send to me 2 weeks ago?
Jen: GEESH WALEESE, your crazy. I called them and there going to send it tomorrow.
Shirpo: Geesh Waleese? You mean "jeez louise?"
Jen: Ugh, you think you no evertyhing! Bye!!

by opmal June 21, 2016

psychedelic wealthy

/.sīkəˈdelik - welTHē/
(Adjective.)

Definitions:
1) having a great deal of drugs, particularly psychedelics
2) possessing the means to synthesize your own psychedelic drugs

Me: Hey bro, we just ran outta LSD & DMT
Him: Let's go find the psychedelic wealthy hippies at this festival

by The Tallest Psychologist August 20, 2017

cheese weasel

A fictional holiday mascot like the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus. Cheese Weasel Day is April 3rd, or the following Monday if the 3rd falls on a weekend. On this day, supposedly the cheese weasel leaves a slice of cheese (most typically American cheese) under the keyboard of those who've been good during the past year to find when they arrive at work. Sometimes there are also greeting cards bearing related poetry. This holiday has been observed since at least 1992, and seems primarily associated with computer geek culture.

This morning when I got in to work, I was asked, "Did the Cheese Weasel visit you last night? Have you been good?"
There was a slice of Kraft American cheese under my keyboard.
"I guess you've been good then."

by akb427 December 15, 2007

weasel tits

Droopy, saggy breasts that resemble a weasle.

Often times they are seen on "hippy" or "alternative" women that do not wear a bra in a rediculous attempt to end sexism. The lack of support results in drooping tits, and thus, weasel tits.

Dude, that crazy hippy girl has some serious weasel tits, those things are down to her stomach.

by Mr. Vice President October 26, 2007