The JD Vance

When you bang the couch while staring at the recliner and telling it to maintain eye contact so you can finish.

JD Vance did The JD Vance and after bought the loveseat an apology card so it didn’t feel left out.

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

Vance

To have sexual relations with an inanimate object in a very precise, meticulous manner.

Phil don't need no girlfriend. He vances his roomba Friday nights. He only needs a blanket, a couple sandwich bags and a charged up roomba and and he's good for the weekend.

Motherf*cker vanced my vacuum cleaner last weekend and now the floor sweeper's all f*cked up.

by Corvid14 July 25, 2024

Vance

A somewhat sexy man with an absolute dumper. Big ass sci fye nerd and does the weirdest shit in public.

Vance why did you do that?

by Getfix the conquer November 17, 2022

DeAngelo dominic vance

A sexy darkskin king. And this also mean u have alots if confidence

You are a DeAngelo dominic vance

by Wockstarde July 21, 2022

Vanced

When someone suddenly dies after meeting the vice president.

That guy was old, but in pretty good shape and he dropped dead after meeting the vice president. Dude got Vanced.

by Pleasant Wolf May 19, 2025

Vance

To make sweet sweet love to a couch

"It's been a long day. I'm going to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."

by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024

Vance

When a colleague just randomly enters the conversation with a nonsensical statement.

JD was a total Vance today. He accused Zander in person of starting a fight with Victor when visiting Zander in hospital and then started yelling for Zander to apologise while Victor was next door having his broken hand treated.

by OZRA April 3, 2025