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J.D. Vance

A Yale lawyer from Ohio that used to work for Peter Thiel, a venture capitalist.
Later he became a Senator and now he is the elected VP.
He broke a memoir that some consider an unfair criticism of his roots and his hometown.

Accoding to some soundbites, he holds very socially conservative views.

His wife is of indian origin, as are his sons.
They say that J.D. Vance hates "childless cat ladies".
by morfantatminin November 21, 2024
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J.D. Vance

The couch humper who Donald Trump selected to be his running mate in the 2024 election.
Did you see the mascara running down the face of that couch humper J.D. Vance?
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J.D. Vance

To masturbate using an inanimate object not made for the purpose of masturbation, such as a couch.
That one guy in “American Pie” J.D. Vanced a pie.
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J.D. Vance

A verb, to masturbate using an inanimate object not intended for self-pleasure, such as a couch
In a famous 1999 film, a sexually frustrated high school student J.D. Vances a pie.
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J.D. Vance

"dude, the pope died the day after meeting j.d. vance! he's the antichrist!"
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J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.
"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."
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Vancouver, Washington

A church inside a former Kmart.

That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.
"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."

"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"
by Papa Zita March 9, 2020
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