Vagina:Noun(Vuh-JYE-nuh)
A
woodland creature the size of an antelope but much smaller. Covered from
head to toe in shag carpeting, it is capable of moving at speeds of over two miles per hour.
Over time it has evolved the hind legs of a steam shovel. A timid creature, it is rarely seen during the day. At night it ventures forth, using its long proboscis to seek out nourishment. It feeds exclusively on honey.