Rainbow Trouser Trout

The Rainbow Trouser Trout... Put on your favorite episode of River monsters and pound two bowls of Fruity Pebbles. As soon as your wife complains about the show, vomit all over your dick and violently shove it down her throat whilst screaming "fish on" and pulling up on your dick like a fishing rod.

If this bitch keeps running her pole holder, she's gonna end up catching a Rainbow Trouser Trout.

by MrHead April 25, 2022

Tub trout

Leaving a dooker in a hot tub when tubbing with your partner!

Jeff and Phil we're in phil's hot tub when Phil dropped a tub trout just before they were going to have anal sex!

by Bigrow August 30, 2016

troutturd

troutturd (noun) an alternative to using the word "bastard" for people who don't like to use fck&*(G co9834ck suc*#$kin(*g profanity.

"Get the hell out of here you frogging troutturd!"

Also see: "frogging"

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

TIJUANA BROWN TROUT

FLOATING PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE IN A PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL...USUALLY RATHER LARGE LOAD

I JUMPED OFF THE DIVING BOARD ONLY TO LAND ON SOMEONES TIJUANA BROWN TROUT

by KLOPPMAFIA January 15, 2009

Trout

A man who likes to date younger women (i.e. he swims downstream in age); Antonym = salmon (a guy who likes to date older women, or swims upstream in age). Synonym = male cougar

Bill's such a trout; everytime he enters the club he's got a younger chick on his arm...

by sunshark May 6, 2009

trout pout

Oversized lips, typically on females, especially after a callogen injection operation (cosmetic surgery where callogen is injected into the lips to enlarge them) gone awry. Basically, abnormally huge lips that look ridiculously bad. (Many dead trout (a type of fish) have overly large lips.)

Some people say Angelina Jolie has a trout pout, but I think her large lips are sexy.

by RoyalFlush June 11, 2006

trout-pout

Lips that resemble a trout. When a collagen implant to the lips goes horribly wrong. The patient is left looking more like a fish than a dish!

Leslie Ash

by Anonymous April 18, 2003