Tiozão, man, I cannot even begin to describe... See, it´s a life style, no better, it´s the way everyone should live. What does a Tiozão do? He eats and farts and go to barbecues in his friends´s houses and only leaves 3 days later and beats his wife to a pulp and kicks his Chiuaua and sleeps on the sofa while watching football matches and he also only showers once a week. He´s a total cunt... The perfect guy really. Let´s all hail to the cult of Tiozão/Tiozão master/Tiozão superstar/Tiozão maricas/Tiozão diva.
by Crazy whore November 6, 2005
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