tiozão

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(Brazilian, informal) Stereotypical middle-aged man who is ever-present in family reunions, has an outgoing personality, is outspoken in his conservative beliefs and struggles to adapt to technology.

My father is such a tiozão! I had to spend a whole day teaching him how to use his new phone and now he shares with me every single new article Ann Coulter writes on Facebook.

tiozão by CruzeiroDoSul November 18, 2018

Word of the Day on December 3, 2023

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Tiozão

Tiozão, man, I cannot even begin to describe... See, it´s a life style, no better, it´s the way everyone should live. What does a Tiozão do? He eats and farts and go to barbecues in his friends´s houses and only leaves 3 days later and beats his wife to a pulp and kicks his Chiuaua and sleeps on the sofa while watching football matches and he also only showers once a week. He´s a total cunt... The perfect guy really. Let´s all hail to the cult of Tiozão/Tiozão master/Tiozão superstar/Tiozão maricas/Tiozão diva.

*farts* I´m Tiozão and I´m here to fuck.

Tiozão by Crazy whore November 6, 2005

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

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Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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me : look at you all sad & shit
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just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

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endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026