tiozão 

(Brazilian, informal) Stereotypical middle-aged man who is ever-present in family reunions, has an outgoing personality, is outspoken in his conservative beliefs and struggles to adapt to technology.

My father is such a tiozão! I had to spend a whole day teaching him how to use his new phone and now he shares with me every single new article Ann Coulter writes on Facebook.

tiozão by CruzeiroDoSul November 18, 2018

Tiozão 

Tiozão, man, I cannot even begin to describe... See, it´s a life style, no better, it´s the way everyone should live. What does a Tiozão do? He eats and farts and go to barbecues in his friends´s houses and only leaves 3 days later and beats his wife to a pulp and kicks his Chiuaua and sleeps on the sofa while watching football matches and he also only showers once a week. He´s a total cunt... The perfect guy really. Let´s all hail to the cult of Tiozão/Tiozão master/Tiozão superstar/Tiozão maricas/Tiozão diva.

*farts* I´m Tiozão and I´m here to fuck.

Tiozão by Crazy whore November 6, 2005