turkey timers

A woman's erect nipples, either while topless, or when visible through her shirt. Each nipple sticks out in a way that resembles the thermometer that pops out on a turkey that is finished roasting.

There's no more beautiful sight than a happy pair of turkey timers.

Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.

by Farlig November 28, 2007

these times

Another way of saying "in reality..."

Ben: I was looking at so many cars on instagram, that lambo was peng
Josh: yeah it was
Ben: these times I haven't even got my license yet😂

by big.M1000 June 7, 2017

times

To Rampantly Plagiarize another persons work

I wrote it like the times

by Dicktionary Don October 10, 2003

Times are tough

A quote from a mentally deranged man from 8 bit theater

Fighter: Good morning!
Tat Dude: Times are tough.
Fighter: How are you?
Tat Dude: Times are tough.
Fighter: Wanna swordfight?
Tat Dude: Times are tough.
Fighter: Are you mentally deranged?
Tat Dude: Times are tough.
Fighter: ...

by Times are tough. July 17, 2004

Hard Times

When You're girlfriend dumps you for a lesbian, you realize you have cancer, you get a DWI after drinking one beer, you get fired from your job for being late because of traffic,you loose all your friends,you're a pre mature ejaculator,you're broke,and the list goes on and on...Ultimate Shaft City

Basically Karma is out for you and isnt gonna stop till you dead!

"Man lately its been hard times for me"- Matt
"Yea right man,least your car didnt break down on a bridge,causing a 12 car pile up"-Seet
"Yea youre right"-Matt

by Tdavis April 11, 2007

happy fun times

noun: This term can refer to any joyous or even nonsensical event.

My girlfriend and I enjoy happy fun times when she gets drunk and aroused.

When the boss leaves, all of the workers immediately revert to happy fun times.

by EvanJM February 8, 2007

Early Times

The Official Cabin Whiskey of the Cal Ski Team.

Shot for gaping! Step up to the shot ski and grab the Early Times!

by Cal Ski Team #1! January 2, 2009