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tiddle dinks

Tribe of hairy midgets carrying barbaric weapons and large musical dongs made from china. They originated in eastsouthern afrikankas in the 12th eon under the rule of high priestess john francis lardongonese III. They were previously extincted but now are in great numbers found throughout the nude beaches of Spain.
I saw a tiddle dinks at the mall
by pussy pickle and crackerface December 9, 2009
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twiddly bop

A girl that is a cross between a whore and a teenage prostitute
by poison crowe December 21, 2014
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Tidily

Tidily (adj.) Referring to somthing small usually ones penis.
"Yea I'm gonna bang the shit out of that stripper" said Bob. "You ain't gonna do shit with that tidily ass dick." Replied Steve
by 11b4lyfe December 7, 2016
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Tiddy Cop

A man who dedicates his life to guilt tripping women into wearing clothes that cover themselves completely from their neck to their feet, but only after he’s gotten a long look at their tiddies.
Man: *stares at woman’s boobs for a full 10 minutes*
Woman 1: “Um, can I help you?”
Man: *Offended tone* “You really are showing way too much of your cleavage. It’s unsettling and offensive. Do us all a favor and cover that up.”
Woman 2: *Whispers to Woman 1* “Damn, what a tiddy cop.”
by Cthulhu’s Ramen December 18, 2018
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Tiddyjuice

MMMMMMMM... Love me some Tiddyjuice
by FishStickFreddie January 9, 2020
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Tiddy Nipples

When one suffers such obesity that ones nipples becomes their own tiddies.
Guy 1: Ah shit this fool got Tiddy Nipples!

Guy 2: No I dont!

Guy 3: Yeah you definitely have Tiddy Nipples.
by slack24 January 24, 2020
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Tiddle

A mythical cryptid creature depicted in traditional German folklore.Described by Lutherian monks as “extremely grotesque in figure with rodent and goblin like qualities”. The tiddle is known to roam the pine woods of Germany and has been spotted on multiple occasions, the most notable case in 1925 when it was supposedly shot dead by a German farmer (ended up being a hoax in order to gain money during the German Great Depression). The tiddle is said to have lured children by small German villages by enchanting them with asweet German dessert known as Karamellscheibe. In 1895 there was a strange and mysterious case of a young 8 year old girl vanishing and never being seen again, with reports of a squealing like disturbance in the local forest. The mystery of the tiddle is a strange tale with its last known sighting being in a swampy lowland near dusseldorf in July 2018 by French hikers who claim the squealing\screeching sound was uniquely profound and caused their ear drums to rupture
Cologne folklore song from the 1600s: tiddle tiddle versteck deine Kinder im Wald versteck deine Kinder im Sumpf!
by Ariel helwani February 4, 2020
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