2 definitions by FishStickFreddie
A hot minute is part of the worlds weirdest and creepiest pickup lines and a terrible reminder of the worlds most awkward D&D sessions that when brought up may cause certain people's skin to flake off
Keith: You continue on your journey through the dungeon...
Carl: Now hold on a hot minute!
Keith: But wait, is the minute as hot as Emily?
Everyone fucking ever: What the fuck did he just say?
Even people who haven't ever fucking been: What in the fuck Keith?
People who will never even fucking be: Ex-fucking-scuse me?
Carl: Now hold on a hot minute!
Keith: But wait, is the minute as hot as Emily?
Everyone fucking ever: What the fuck did he just say?
Even people who haven't ever fucking been: What in the fuck Keith?
People who will never even fucking be: Ex-fucking-scuse me?
by FishStickFreddie October 31, 2019