Hillbilly Foot

Condition of the foot where the lack of wearing shoes on a regular basis has allowed the feet to widen, making it increasingly difficult to resume the habit of donning footwear.

Who needs to worry about Hillbilly Foot when you're retired in Florida?

by Wrizzy August 19, 2007

hillbilly fabulous

The rural equivalent of ghetto fabulous. Also something or someone that appeals to hillbillies or trailer trash. Daisy Duke is "hillbilly fabulous."

Things that are hillbilly fabulous:
Guns
Pickup trucks
Marlboro Light cigarettes (Females only)
NASCAR
monster trucks
double-wide trailer
Texas
Michigan

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

HillBilly Clinton

What will be in the White House if (and when) Hilary Clinton wins the election...

"I saw HillBilly Clinton on tv today"

by Blah-blah February 4, 2008

hillbilly rich

Similar to hood rich, except involving rural whites. If you see a doule wide with a collapsing roof, but 4 new cars in the driveway, you know that you are driving by a hillbilly rich family's domicile. Just as is the case with those who are hood rich, the realities of one's personal finances is unimportant. As a result, most who are hillbilly rich have atrocious credit and have possessions repossessed frequently.

My cousins are so hillbilly rich that they cant afford to pay their electric bill. They would have had the money to, but then they bought a new Tahoe (they had to get something to replace the Mustang the repo guys came and got). I cant blame them, though, because it would be more fun to be hillbilly rich than poor.

by lacoste_lover December 12, 2005

Hillbilly Handshake

The sexual act whereby one uses one's hands to induce an orgasm in a direct relative. The Hillbilly Handshake is usually practiced by inhabitants of the U.S.A's southern states.

Bubba: "Pa, why is Ma making them strange sexual noises?"
Pa: "Your brother Cletus is givin' her a good ol' Hillbilly Handshake again. C'mon son, lets go watch Nascar in our trailer while we grow our mullets. AMERICA!"

by SpiesTigerVillain June 18, 2013

hillbilly funk

Rhythmically driven musical form where bayou patois & lyrical storytelling meet percussive bass fundamentals and electric guitar played in an aggressive, staccato manner.

The Jerry Reed tune "Amos Moses" is a prime example of hillbilly funk.

by AdnanBey August 12, 2008

Hillbilly Sexting

sending sexually explicit texts to members of your own family

-Did you hear about Timmy?

-Yea, he got caught hillbilly sexting his cousin.

-Eww.

by JeepGrrrl January 27, 2010