text flirting

(verb)

-to engage a text conversation with a person of interest with flirtatious intent
-sending messages that seem innocent, but have sexual undertones and innuendos
-often done as a preliminary test to determine the best way to seduce the other person
-widely used due to its convenience and inconspicuousness

Guy 1: "yo, what's up with you and Kelley?"
Guy 2: "not sure yet, but we've been text flirting like crazy the past couple days"
Guy 1: "yeah man! you gonna hit that shit!"

text flirting in action:
John: "hey cutie, wut u up to?"
Jane: "hmm, not much. just at home watchin tv"
John: "im jealous....wish i could be there too ;)"
Jane: "lol ur too funny! it is prtty cold here, too bad i dun have any1 here to warm me up..."

by zpaw July 12, 2009

Text Message Purgatory

The residence of a lost text message that has already been sent, but has not been recieved by anyone.

Girl "Did, you get my text?"
Guy "naw, sorry, must have been in text message purgatory... by the way, I think we should break up."
Girl "I texted that I was pregnant..."

by dA_pAckage January 10, 2011

phantom text

A text that you swear you got. Either by feeling the vibration on your leg, or hearing your tone, or in the worst of cases both. But when you check your phone you are left feeling cheated.

A texting miscarriage.

Guy 1: "Dude, let's do something"
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."

by VeryReliableSource August 6, 2009

texttigate

When someone takes your phone and secretly reads your text messages for gossiping purposes

"Don't texttigate me you douche bag dive me back my phone"

by hayhay08 April 18, 2008

text-tosterone

attributed to men who text constantly

Jim : Frank has too much text-tosterone
Mike: I know 300 texts a day is insane!

by Frank Capobianco December 9, 2007

textation

A conversation that takes place entirely through text messages, whether through instant messaging, sms messages, chat rooms, message boards or posting on each other's home pages.

"Did you talk with Dominic last night?"
"Sort of, we had a textation."

by Mel from Hell January 8, 2009

text cohones

1. Text balls or guts. When you can slag a person over text messages but in person you're too afraid or shy to slag them.

Person1: What you're too afraid to say it to my face!?
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones

by freshpseudo January 30, 2009