Santa Scrump

Having sex with a larger fat white man.

Man! I walked in on Linn getting Santa Scrumped by the Janitor!

by ~2` June 20, 2011

santa paula

Santa Paula is a small city in California. But it is most known for its amazing citrus. Also known for most stabbings in US aka "Stabbing Capital of America."

Oh you're from Santa Paula? Where's your shank?

by Young black nigha March 12, 2017

Santana

The second worst Pillar Man from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2. Known in some translations as Santviento. For those wondering, the list of the Pillar Men from best to worst is as follows:

1. Wamuu
2. Esidisi
3. Santana
4. Kars

Joseph: Your next line is, "Learned your lesson, primitive?"
Santana: Learned your lesson, primitive?
Santana: ...!

by NamesAO August 14, 2018

Sweaty Santa

Verb: When a couple is passionately 69'ing and the male is about to ejaculate, the duo flips over such that the male is on top. Immediately after flipping, the male shoves his erect penis deep inside the female's throat and deposits a massive amount of ejaculate; like Santa "cumming" down the chimney and leaving a "gift."

"I was 69'ing with the wife by the fire last night and I gave her the ole Sweaty Santa. Merry Christmas!"

by Sex Engineers October 3, 2017

Santana

The most perfect girlfriend you could ever find. Great smile. 10/10. Never let her go because you're definitely going to regret it later in life.

1st girl: Damn is that a Santana with my ex?
2nd girl: Shit, you just lost the ex game.
1st girl: *Starts crying*

by Bluebro11 July 28, 2016

Santa Dog Rosa

Another name for city of Santa Rosa in Sonoma County, California which was underground renamed after Residents song "Santa Dog" as well as to celebrate the creation of Charles "Sparky" Schultz - the one and only SNOOPY!

Jimmy Ray crossed the Golden Gate bridge and headed north on Highway 101 thinking about Santa Dog Rosa as well as all the years he'd been making that magical drive to the coast along River Road.

by jim christ May 31, 2009

Santa Clara County

Santa Clara County is located at the southern end of the San Francisco Bay Area and includes all of the City of San Jose, which is the 10th largest city in the United States. As of 2010, the County had a population of 1,781,642. Santa Clara County is also known as the Silicon Valley. Santa Clara is the most populous county in the Bay Area region, and one of the most affluent counties in the United States. It is also known to have one of the best-run local governments.

1. Santa Clara County is awesome because it is the home of everything tech, including Google, Apple, Stanford University, and the Silicon Valley.

by qwerty123434312 July 25, 2011