stalker-feed 

The news feed on Facebook that tells you a bit too much about your friends and their Facebook related activities.

Joe: "Hey man, I just found out about your breakup. Sorry."

Ryan: "How did you know already?"

Joe: "My stalker-feed on Facebook told me!"

stalker-feed by Blakeley December 27, 2007

Stalker squad 

Term used to refer to the Sydney based group of fanboys Luke Hemmings, Ashton Irwin, and Calum Hood. Known on the internet from meeting celebrities from all over the world in their hometown of Sydney, Australia and for excessive number of celebrity follows on their personal Twitter accounts.

Have you seen who the Stalker Squad met today? Kim Kardashian!

I'm so jealous of the Stalker Squad, they met my favourite band!

Stalker squad by Blondhes June 10, 2016

stalker level 

Way of measuring the creepiness of a stalker on a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the creepiest. To break it down:

1-3: Non-threatening stalker. Might be creepy but not always. Unlikely to force a meeting or conversation between themself and the stalkee.

4-6: Has the potential to seek the stalkee out, but won't for certain. The middle ground on the stalker level, for those stalkers whose motives you aren't sure of.

7-9: Creepy stalker. Will go out of his or her way to try and meet or converse with the stalkee. Never knowingly go to a place you may encounter a 7-9 level stalker by yourself.

10: File the restraining order.

To determine how serious your stalker problem is, consult the stalker level scale.

stalker level by el greco January 22, 2007

stalker speed

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.

"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."

stalker speed by Ryan Scott June 25, 2006

stalker fart 

when you fart in a public place and try to outrun it, but no matter where you go whenever you stop the smell is not far behind!

i farted in wal*mart and ran two departments down, but my stalker fart chased me all the way!

there's no escaping the stalker fart

stalker fart by Dark Lord of the Anus September 27, 2005

stalker face 

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.

Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.

stalker face by BM_Face December 14, 2008

stalker calendar 

A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.

Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.

Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.

Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!

Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!

stalker calendar by nearly civilized January 5, 2010