when you fart in a public place and try to outrun it, but no matter where you go whenever you stop the smell is not far behind!
i farted in wal*mart and ran two departments down, but my stalker fart chased me all the way!
there's no escaping the stalker fart
there's no escaping the stalker fart
by Dark Lord of the Anus September 27, 2005
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by Big E October 29, 2004
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A term for a person who compulsively seeks a specific person’s flatulence, usually someone whom they wish to own or control.
That guy is a convicted fart stalker, all of his exes have had to endure his disgusting and uncontrollable habit.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
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