stachie

1. Noun, A selfie taken in order to show off one's mustache. 2. Adj. A descriptive term for a rapist's face.

Ex. 1. Instagram is flooded with stachies during March
Ex. 2. Can you describe what you're assailants looked like. Well, they were really stachie.

by PkmnTrnrBrock November 23, 2013

stache trash

When you have such a thick beard/stache that you are able to stuff at least three empty chip bags in there.

Oh my god that guys stache trash is SWEET!

by Big guy 44 November 30, 2016

Stache Booty Johnson

A name given to the juiciest booty in town! Someone who twerks that booty hard and makes all the ladies extra moist! BOM BOM BOM!

They call me the Stache Booty Johnson!

by MS.M-R April 9, 2020

stacheitory

When a grown man attempts to grow a mustache, but the end result resembles what appears on the upper lip of a prepubescent teen (male or female).

The the patchy tufts of hair hair growing on Danny’s upper lip formed a perfect stacheitory.

by Five-high-guy June 5, 2021

stache lash

A whisker from a mustache.

I got a stache lash in my mouth when we kissed so I broke up with him.

by theplace October 28, 2022

critical stache

the point in which you can't go any longer without shaving.

Man oh man, i think Ulysses hit critical stache a couple days ago. I don't know why he doesn't shave already.

by handsoftorgo November 3, 2008

Crack-stache

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.

"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."

by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009