Definitions by Not_To_Be_Named

Crack-stache 

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.

"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."

Crack-stache by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009