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spray paint

The forceful, sometimes violent expulsion of liquid shit into the toilet at high velocity. The "spray paint" term relates to the viewing of the underside of the toilet seat and the general condition of the toilet bowl which is usually well sprayed with dumpage.
"Man, I had such a gut cramp, I ran to the bathroom and let go with spray paint. Damn, it's a good thing we're at Frank's house. I wouldn't want to clean that up at my house."
by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004
mugGet the spray paintmug.

spray and pray

have sex with a lady w/ no protection and pray for no children
OMG i just fucked that bitch and left a load. I pray there are no little hommies to become of this.
by BamMaster April 14, 2003
mugGet the spray and praymug.

nasal spray

A nasal spray invovles male ejaculate (sperm) being force fed into another humans nasal cavity.

Often following oral stimulation of the erect male form, the nasal spray is easily disguised as a cum facial. The move is difficult to pull off with an unsuspecting partner, as the nose is quite a small target area.

Once enough stimulation has been provided and the sperm is ready for takeoff, it is advisable to take a firm grasp of the other persons hair and tilt the head backwards. This provides a stable base for insertion and props up the passageway for an easier entry.

A properly executed nasal spray will probably end up with a kick to the groin and or a very pissed off person. But is well worth it since whenever they suck through the nose, they will taste the man-juice at the back of there throat.
>>> Sean: "Oh yeah Trenty, suck my fucken cock. Oh yeah thats the way... mmmm yeah give it a little tongue. get it down that throat nice n deep like"

>>> Trent: "mmmmm, you like that baby. yeah!"

>>> Sean: "I'm about to cum"

>>> Trent: "come all over my face, I dont care who knows it!"

>>> Sean: "yeah, lemme grab ur head and tilt it back... Ohhhhhhh!!! yeah take that fucken nasal spray cunt"

>>> Trent: "what the fuck baby? arrgghhh theres cum all up my nose u fuck"
by omg i am wtf uber October 28, 2007
mugGet the nasal spraymug.

football spray

Spray for athlete's foot and jockitch.
The coach is walking around the locker room, wearing a baseball cap, polo shirt with whistle & chain, bermuda shorts, thigh high white socks, and cleats. Making sure all the boys on the football team are showering.

"Oh my god son! Shoot some football spray on that bald elephant. And check your feet too!"
by Ass. Coach May 30, 2006
mugGet the football spraymug.

Anal Spray

The worst kind of wet shit you can imagine. Usually followed by a severe case of mudbutt
I got mass anal spray and a severe case of mudbutt after that Chipotleburito
by Mach-5 July 8, 2005
mugGet the Anal Spraymug.

Spray-on blazer

A term which is used to describe a person whose blazer is far too tight for their body, and thus, appears to be ‘sprayed’ on. Although the term had originated to describe tight blazers, the term may also be used for clothing in general. Typically, one who possess spray-on clothes are of heavier weight, i.e., are fat.
Mate, that fat-arse has a spray-on blazer!”
by gary69_ March 28, 2023
mugGet the Spray-on blazermug.

Walrus Spraying

The act of ejaculating onto a very large woman. No intercourse required, just ejaculation.
Man did you see Betty at the party last night?! I Walrus Sprayed the shit out of her! I love Walrus Spraying.
by J_HO 24 April 10, 2011
mugGet the Walrus Sprayingmug.

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