A Stan Smith is a family man with conservative values. A Stan Smith has a sexy chin, has a beautiful voice, wears a wig to cover his baldness, and is fat. He also has a round ass. The typical Stan Smith has an annoying housewife, a loser son, and a staunch liberal daughter. A Stan Smith is typically employed at the CIA and has come into contact with an alien on at least one occasion. You know you're a Stan Smith when you have a talking German goldfish.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy with the sexy chin?
Person 2: Yeah, he has quite a voice.
Person 3: And his ass is to die for!
Stan Smith: Hello gentlemen. The name's Smith. Stan Smith.
Person 2: Yeah, he has quite a voice.
Person 3: And his ass is to die for!
Stan Smith: Hello gentlemen. The name's Smith. Stan Smith.
by LiberalDestroyer007 August 15, 2018
Get the Stan Smith mug."Jr Smith" - noun, verb . A situation where a person makes a mistake and the team or group of people the person is a part of exceedingly overreacts to that person's mistake when they've made similar contextual mistakes themselves several times and/or contributed secondarily to the outcome of this specific mistake.
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Example: "Man, don't JR Smith him like that." "Why are you trying to pull a JR Smith on me like that??"
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Get the Roger Smith mug.Small ol' Titties.
May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.
The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.
A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.
The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.
A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
Guy A: Man, look at the tig ol' bitties on that girl over there! DAMN!!
Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.
Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?
Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.
Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.
Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?
Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.
Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
by thaChamp April 3, 2010
Get the tall ol' smitties mug.Commander Erwin Smith- the 13th commander of the Survey Corps, fast, quick thinking with a stunning intellect. His plans may not make much sense at the moment but he always has hidden ideals. His vast leadership skills are shown and put to the test when the female titan appears. Also the designer of the Long Distance Enemy Detection system, made to move a large group of troops by avoiding all titans if possible and relocating the direct path of the advancing units
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Get the Commander Erwin Smith mug.Douglas Smith is a Canadian - American actor who happens to be tall , gorgeous , extremely talented and can win the hearts of many girls at the same time. He has been in many movies and is in two bands called His Orchestra and Alaskan Summer. He has captivating bright blue eyes, curly brown hair, a beautiful singing voice that is as smooth as silk, a body of a god, and is pretty artistic. He is pretty tall, and also has an amazing smile that can brighten up a room in an instant. You can often see the man in him even though he has a baby face. He hates paparazi yet enjoys signing autographs.
I wish I could meet Douglas Smith.
uhh, you know he already has a girlfriend named Ashton Lunceford.
Darn :/
uhh, you know he already has a girlfriend named Ashton Lunceford.
Darn :/
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