shint

the mix of crap and mint that one smells on certain hospital floors.

The nurse thought she was doing her colleagues a favor, but when she was done the hallway smelt like shint.

by AC in SF December 12, 2007

shming

Shming, shminging, shminged

1. An alternative for cursing
2. An amusing replacement for any swear word, or any Word to express emotion

"You little shming", "you're such a shming bag!",

"I'm so shminging happy"

by grabbelsdorf March 27, 2015

Schminty

Like saying minty, but with sch in front.

This toothpaste is schminty

by Azure September 8, 2004

shmingo

A phrase you exclaim to make a situation awkward, usually during a silent period.

*silence*
Bob: Shmingo!
Matt: What the f:ck is a shmingo?

by weddingcakes April 1, 2013

Shminging

combination of the words shocking and minging. Often used if something is so appalling that you don't even know how to describe it.

"Her thong is hanging out and she's surrounded by all those boys." "Ugh, she's shminging"

"He was really drunk, yelling, and stumbling everywhere, his behaviour was absolutely shminging"

by BooBooKitty June 7, 2013

Shmitt

Very cool very tiny very shmitt

The shmittest boy is called rabih

He's a little shmitto

by John bobwaed May 19, 2017

Schminty

Act of eating out a girl while you have a chew in your mouth

Matt just got done giving wendy a schminty and now wendys vagina is schminty fresh

by Detroit dikhead May 24, 2018