scrumping

getting it on!

i adore a good scrump in the morning...

by irrelevant September 13, 2003

scumbing

The act of one person performing cunnilingus on a dead female while another person kick's the corpse until the organs and such come out the dead female's vagina

Me and tom went out for some late night scumbing

by Urklore January 20, 2008

scumping

The act of laying a bed of toilet paper on a lavatory seat due to chronic concern about personal hygiene

by Bad Bear June 6, 2003

scrumping

Shen you spread week old bovril on your perenium and have your collie lick it up. You then proceed to jacknife said collie until you empty your gooey load over your girlfriend (who has been reaming herself with a baseball bat at the time

Oh man, I totally went scrumping last night.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.

by dangerous dave April 13, 2005

turd sculpting

Maintenance programming. Or working on legacy applications making minor changes.

I'm stuck doing turd sculpting this week.

by A Code Monkey December 14, 2008

sampling

When you are already in a relationship, but you have side girls (or side guys). While sampling, you never commit to the side relationships.

Man, I was sampling so many girls last week!

by koolboy537 June 4, 2016

Fart Sculpting

The act of sculpting a fart into an object, weapon, or other destructive device with intentions of harming the farter with it.

Billy: *Lifts ass to aim fart at Johnny* "lol I just pwned you"

Johnny begins fart sculpting *Takes Billies fart mid flight and shapes it into a fart RPG, which he then fires back at Billy*

by Felixbfk November 7, 2010