schmooge

The act of striking the back of someone's knee from behind to induce sudden and unexpected postural instability, typically done in jest.

I schmooged my brother when he was standing in front of me in line at the amusement park.

by ProudJupiter July 27, 2014

Schmoggi

A type of person with whom you can just chill and not have any other kind of interaction but still be content and happy.

Hey Z, just wanted to let you know you are my real schmoggi!

by TheAlienET April 13, 2019

SCHLORGENMEAT

grandads imortal fetus launching fettish

Graandad sure is addicted to SCHLORGENMEAT

by milkdud gigglestompus June 19, 2020

shmorgus

A rejected character in the Matrix Universe, commonly a character in Matrix fanfiction. His traits vary from fic to fic, but he is usually portrayed as gay ant with an eyepatch.

A conversation he might have:
Neo: "Who are you?"
Shmorgus: "Shmorgus"

by schmethan March 17, 2021

schmoig

The weird kid that eats whatever he can get

Do you see that schmoig eating the paper towels?

by Jaquavion Kendrick March 17, 2021

schmoogan

a little guy who will jump up rig in your grill and won’t back down. always know how to rock a durag under a hat and it mad clean on the diamond. he’s a small guy but he’s got sneaky power with his corked bat

schmoogans would steal your girl man.

lil schmoogans is so clean with it

by ngyeet June 17, 2021

Schmongler

A small, flaccid, Caucasian penis

Zack, it's your shot, put away that Schmongler

by GarytheTerry69420 August 21, 2021