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schlagenheimer

Someone who lives in Schlagenheim
Those schlagenheimers move with such a purpose.
by potato44_ February 15, 2023
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schlagel slime

dude my schlagel slime is getting everywhere!
Holy fuck, I'm schlagel sliming!!!
bro stop shlagel sliming in me
by cum doctor May 15, 2023
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schlabbergasted

Used as an adjective or noun, describing the state of someone who is insanely drunk or shit faced, but is aware of their state and fighting to remain conscious for some reason. This fight to avoid blacking out can be for various reasons. This is typically so that they can get somewhere in time to attempt to avoid getting into trouble, make it to work, or attend to their responsibilities.

The term "schlabbergasted" is a play on the word "flabbergasted," as people in this state have the face of someone who appears flabbergasted due to the fact that they are fighting the effects of a large amount of alcohol.

It originated among drunken ROTC cadets at UNG trying to get back to their dormitories from Johnny B's shitfaced in time before "TAPS" at midnight to avoid punishment.
Dude, did you see that guy stumbling back to the barracks fucking schlabbergasted at 2358? If he doesn't make it back in time, his company commander is gonna fucking kill him.
by NoTacticals February 18, 2024
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Schlackervorlage

Bedeutet sowas wie das man jemanden toll findet und sich an ihnen inspiriert ein besserer mensch zu werden
Ich benutze dich als Schlackervorlage
Deine Mutter ist so eine tolle Schlackervorlage
by Anonymmon April 24, 2024
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Schlinger

A male who doesn't control the location of his ejaculate after orgasm
That guy is such a schlinger he comes back to work after lunch with sperm of his shirt and pants
by cmoreride July 1, 2024
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schlüger

Schlüger is a non-real currency created by Schlügerton. They are worth .16 USD. They are transferable through dating up the other desired member of each transaction and verbally announcing the amount and recipient of said transaction.
I just made 250 Schlügers from selling my toy car.
by Schlügerton November 20, 2024
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Schlaggot

A term used by the Jschlatt community, a youtuber famous for reaction and Gameshow like videos.
Jschlatt has made it clear he does not like being called that as it is very close to the word sometimes considered a slur, f*ggot, and a mix of his name
Viewer: Hey Schlaggot, when is that next reaction video?!
Jschlatt: Please do not call me that...
by Peanut butter and onions November 30, 2024
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