Office Slacker

A workmate who spends most of the week on the internet while neglecting actual work, or relying on co-workers to pick up the slack. Often seen rushing around in a frenzy at 4.45pm Friday afternoons in an attempt to get all neglected work done before pub time.

"how can he be so busy at 5 mins to pub time?"

"well he is the office slacker"

by OfficeSlackerest November 30, 2003

clam smacker

when two lesbians,well, smack their "clams" together.

wow,that dike is definitely a clam smacker!

by Elena June 9, 2003

slacker

- Avoid effort like plague
- Learn the art of Procrastination
- Generally avoid doing all things avoiding labour
- Get an online career
- What you must do, do half-heartedly
- Get an online job!!
- The fastest you will ever move will be while attempting to escape a labourous activity
- High School student?...hooky Gym Class

slacker slacker slacker slacker is an art

by ohwefoh October 5, 2006

Video Sacked

When your friend unexpectedly shows you his nutsack while on video chat

(guy pulls out his sack on video chat screen while other is not looking)

DUDE YOU JUST GOT VIDEO SACKED

by lordnickiv January 13, 2010

Koofi Smacker

it refers to slapping a koofi, yarmulkah or other religious garb off. The disrespect is due to one's clouded religious beliefs being literally smacked off their stupid heads. 'na mean?

Jimmy Jones is that real deal Koofi smacker. Ma$e better watch out...

by Shake Dog April 17, 2005

Power Slacker

One who slacks, or is lazy, in all things-- but with emphasis and or renewed vigor

Gerald R. Ford (former president of The United States): He never ran for the office not even Vice-President and now he get's his own presidential library-- bastard!

Homer J. Simpson: He's not even a real person!

Canada: Need I say more?

You want more? Then log onto my web site 'Power Slacker Magazine (Online)' at http//:www.powerslack.com, or just type 'power slacker' and get a Google search result.

by Paulie 'World' Church December 6, 2003

Cul-de-sacked

When attempting a shorcut from point "A" to point "B", you immediately arrive at a a dead end shaped like a circle.

"Dude, you thought you were gonna beat me to my house by taking that shortcut. Too bad your ass got cul-de-sacked."

by Britt Burns August 15, 2008