profalactives

Condoms. What you wrap your wacker with.

Retard 1: Dude! She totally wants me.
Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your profalactives.

by iNella December 29, 2008

proboscideaphalliophobia

Fear of a huge penis!

we had to breakup because my girlfriend suffered from proboscideaphalliophobia!

by proboscideaphallio August 6, 2009

prodocative

describing of a word that no one may no.

"mommy, whats a vagina?.....well hunny, that's prodocative."

by lilscorp January 6, 2010

Procopio

The Best.

Dude #1: Wow, he is amazing.
Dude#2: Yeah, he is Procopio.

by Am i right? January 12, 2021

profolactic

A large word for condom. It is used to prevent pregnancy and it also makes rookies last longer. Also called Jimmy hat, rubber, rain coat.

This bitch is wilin, she tried to get me to fuck her without a profolactic.

by Asmith32 January 22, 2007

Probo

A Portmanteau of the word professional and the term Hobo. It implies someone who is so effective as an unemployed bum that they appear to be an engaged middle to upper class citizen.

Anna is such a probo. She is always begging her dad for money, bumming drinks from her friends, and selling clothes. She never works but at least she bought me some groceries with her food stamps and gave me a ride to work in her 2003 Mercedes.

by Probo33 May 12, 2010

Poofolio

It's the collection of poop pictures that you store on your cell phone from all of your friends that send you pictures of their poop. It's something to be proud of, but could get kinda weird if you lose your phone.

Jeff: Hows your poofolio coming along?
Kyle: its strong, but lookin for some mud monkeys to really impress my friends
Jeff: theres no such thing as a shitty poofolio

by ky'el August 19, 2009