profologize

"Prof" derived from the word profusely "ologize" derived from the word apologize. profologize means to apologizes profusely or excessively.
I was talking to my friend Shane who has an annoying habit of apologizing too much and spliced the two words together. He's been using profologizing ever since.

Shane: Dude I'm sorry, I'm so fricking sorry. I didn't mean to sound like I think you're a whore. I'm sorry!!
Sarah: Don't profologize batch I am a whore.

by [e-mail] June 21, 2008

Prepologize

To apologize for behaviour in advance

Aaron: I'm getting drunk here so I'd like to prepologize for anything I do or say from now on.

Dave: Respect

by badnewsbrookes April 3, 2009

Proctologized

Someone who walks like they have a stick up their butthole. They may have just come from a proctology exam where they may actually have had something stuck up in their poop shooter, hence walking around like they have something up their butt...

"Hey babe, look at that guy, he's walking like he was just proctologized!!"

by Mrpuddles October 31, 2011

prepologize

To explain in advance that one intends to insult, slam, or belittle the person one is addressing

"I don't mean this the way it sounds, but..."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but..."

Used in a sentence: No. No. Please don't feel you need to prepologize for hurting my feelings.

by Ugbutton May 25, 2010