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Procrastibate

Delay or postpone action by choosing to bash one out instead.
If I didn't procrastibate so much, I would get a lot more done.
by dicktoe August 30, 2016
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Procrastibate

When a man or woman edges for an extended period of time before realizing they have run out of time and will not be able to finish masturbating.
I procrastibated so much last night that I didn't even get a chance to cum before my wife woke up!
by Dead Magikarp May 9, 2020
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Procrastinated

Verb.
Tense. Past, real far from progressive
Uh, I mma writ an example of procrastinated.... hey, is that a new video? Oh, the example.... later.....
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Procrastibate

No more time to procrastibate. I need to rub one out before I go to the pool, since it's mostly kids.
by Abubaca August 16, 2024
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procrastibate

To avoid a task or event by prioritizing personal pleasure.
I should try do some work but all i want to do is procrastibate
by cosmic-n March 5, 2024
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Actively Procrastinated

Doing something, anything, other than the thing you are supposed to be doing. Avoiding the assigned task by completing unrelated tasks.
Steven actively procrastinated by cleaned the entire house to avoid doing his tax returns.
by Titleist2002 May 20, 2023
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Procrastibating

Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...
I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!
by Some girl in a college class February 6, 2013
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