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Probe-a-latic

A synonym for condoms. Usually used in a playful manner.

Probe- stick in
latic- plastic
Yo Ralf, i need me a probe-a-latic, Jessica comin ova and she said its on!
by BiGriCHaRD August 22, 2008
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bonferroni procedure

to perform a reverse rusty trombone in the midst of determining a P value for a null hypothesis.
Friend: Hey Matt, did you get to perform the bonferroni procedure on that girl last night?

Matt: Yes, she failed to reject my rusty tromboner.
by pharmgeek33 February 4, 2010
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Probe

A ginger person. My big bros mate is called "richard probert" so they call him probe he is ginger so wen eva my bg bro sees a ginger he will shout pppprrrroooobbbe newhere even in da cinema!
*drivin down da road*
"PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOBBBEEEEE"
Arh poor ginger!!!
by Chloe weeks December 6, 2004
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probe lobes

The doctor starts to probe lobes, only to find that your bodily hygeine is oh, oh so bad."

You taking a q-tip and shoving into one ear, then the other, as you probe lobes,despite the implicit instructions not to, you find wax so old, it could only be conserved in one of those weird museums on a beach strip."

The annual examination your doctor gives, when he puts a light spectrum to your ear to probe lobes, to check out see what's going on, to you nothing, to him, a lighted slick based adventure."
"This ringing in my ear, has got to stop, I'm glad I have an HMO, my doc can probe lobesand see if I have tinnitus."

"I've been sticking q-tips in my ears for years, but when I do the double probe lobes, all I find is more wax build up, my doctor doesn't seem to get that somehow there's a safer way to get it out of there."

"Ya know, if you probe lobes, you might hear a little better, yo, it's like your deaf or something, man, wassup?
by writah' May 18, 2008
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profed

verb. past tense. To have put infromation into your instant messenger profile.
girl one: i danced in the pouring rain yesterday
girl two: omgg really? me too!
girl one: profed that
by Daniely May 25, 2008
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probiddle

A mixture between "probe" and "fiddle".
*reaches down to your crotch and probes/fiddles probiddles around*
by toasterheadtil October 28, 2008
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probets

A person who is useless at their job and fucks everything up. Is able to be promoted and is treated like a god by management.
"Oh that person over there, yeah she's a Probets"!!!!
by Luffenbob June 8, 2016
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