the potato

the act of a man covering his wang with his sack.

anybody want the potato

by taten August 3, 2007

Potato

Why the hell are you searching for the definition of potatoes you sick old man, might as well search up pineapples while your at it.

You weirdo...

eat my potato

by Drizzel331 April 27, 2015

Potatoe

Someone who is incredibly sexy and desirable and that has so much potential to be anything they want and has basically the best boyfriend.

"Wow bro your girl is such a potatoe"

by AntBanks87 November 18, 2017

potato

me

what's a potato ? "me"

by remmus23 March 23, 2017

Potato

A potato is a thick ass starch that loves to be sucked on and has eyes all over it

Damn I lite that potato

by Killerwhale$34 November 8, 2019

Potato

a thing that all must hail to for this is a god

Man: Look! It's potato!
Bobby: All Hail Potato!

by Temmie66667 April 15, 2020

Potato

An outdated or poorly geared gaming computer.

"Integrated GPU? What a potato!"

by SnarkyGarthok December 3, 2018