plasma ass

Also known as spicy diarrhea. A severe stomach condition causing the ass to feel as though plasma is spewing out.

After John ate tacos on Tuesday he had a wicked case of plasma ass.

by Tammieb126 June 15, 2021

phasmxphxbia

norman

Has a cwush on Ed sheeran 🥺🥺🥺

“Omg Eddie Sheeran is here 🥺🥺”
“ u sound liek me dead friend phasmxphxbia”

by Mar 🥺 July 23, 2021

Plasma emergency responce team

go work on boom boom thingy

Plasma emergency responce team: you need to have any braincell to join plasma emergency tem thingy

by Rafdude May 28, 2022

ass plasma

Ass plasma is when you have explosive diarrhea and fart at the same time.

Ass plasma adds to the ass states of matter:

Solid - normal poo.

Liquid - Ass Liquid .

Gas - Farts.

Plasma - Ass plasma.

Dave: Are you still sick?
Eric: Yup, im constantly having ass plasma. Yuck! Well, its worse for my mother having to clean it up...

by AE4 June 11, 2016

amateur pharmacist

A drug dealer, especially one who illegally deals prescription-only medications.

Person 1: Man, I'm out of xannies and oxy.
Person 2: Just call up the amateur pharmacist down the street!

by southland July 24, 2017

wtf plasma

wtf plasma

wtf plasma

by JohnMew May 18, 2021

jumping the plasma grenade

Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.

His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.

by Yabadass June 12, 2013