Peefect

A perfect pee.

I just peed on you, it was peefect!

by Herr B April 23, 2011

Peef

Shorthand for a "pee-fart", a peef is a fart that sneaks out when you go pee. While many will restrain their public urination to avoid embarrassment, painfully reducing their stream to a mere trickle, embracing the peef and letting it rip will result in a much better flow and an all-around more enjoyable experience. When executed properly, a peef will be accompanied by a lazy, droopy smile.

Before the duel of his life, D'Artagnan placed his sword against a tree, turned his back to the crowd, and untied his drawstring. The crowd stood by, at first hearing a only trickle, before D'Artagnag released his signature battle cry - the proud trumpet of a peef echoing through the woods. Some later claimed the smell of death in the air overpowered them that day, while others said it was a vast improvement over whatever D'Artagnan had had for dinner the night before.

by Peef-for-Peace August 18, 2020

The Pedofsky

During weapons training, when a soldier uses his weapon in a way other than that instructed, the soldier will often be ordered to do the Pedofsky.

This involves running with one's rifle held above one's head, doing laps of the training area while yelling "This is my rifle! I love and respect it!" repeatedly. Often while being berated for not yelling loudly enough.

Sergeant:"Who told you to beak down that weapon?! On the command move, you will reassemble it and do The Pedofsky! Move!"

Soldier:(While running) 'This is my rifle. I love and respect it.'

Sergeant:"Louder!"

Soldier:'THIS IS MY RIFLE!'

by cobweb_ April 10, 2011

Pedofile

PDF file that contains a Pedophilia content

You really dont want to download an example file of pedofile.

by COP_Hangle April 2, 2011

pedo, Pedofile

a pedofile like's Kids, Under 7 year's old & Nothing Older

Due to a Media Circus Phsycosis everyone is Considerded to be a Pedofile if she is Under 16 What happened to The Little Kid Days? Now They Got Big Breast's from growth Hormones in food and we Can't Be Attracted to Them?
an Act of Brain Washing and Minipulation So There's no more young Sex in the World to Force People Not to be Attracted to younger Girl's However this ill Just make thing's Worse People Being locked Up & made Sex Offenders When they Do not Belong as One
(Let's all Do What's natural Fuck an illeagle Girl Fill Up the jail's What Can They Do When They Find Out 80% of The World Like's younger Chick's Doesn't Care about Age let love Be Free Legalized it & Go back to Punishing HomoSexual's instead of somthing Normal and Natural to human life like Girl + Guy

a pedo, Pedofile like's Kids, Under 7 year's old & Nothing Older.

by Essence Of Truth September 26, 2007

peef

A male queef. Usually a squeeky noise. Formed from air trapped within the urethra.

Yo nigga I heard Francis peefed in Lori's mouth. It was so nonhanus.

by Chris porfido August 14, 2008

Peeoop

A mixture of Urine and Fecal waste from a bird out of thier peeoop hole. Commonly seen on car windows and city ledges around the world. (A.k.a. Bird Waste)

Dude that not just poop its Peeoop. Birds only use the bathroom out of one hole at the same time mixed together.

by Bac0npirate November 19, 2010