sandy patty

When you get a dry handjob.

I didn’t want to see him again so I gave him a sandy patty.

Grab the lube, no more sandy patties.

by BIGDRYWAFF October 2, 2021

Pitty Patty

The foot prints left from a small animal.

Look John! There are some pitty pattys in the snow over here!

by Fallenwhitesnow January 24, 2022

Frick frack patty whack

A phrase used for serious dismay or discontent or a phrase used before sharing exciting and good news

"Frick frack patty whack that soup is bangin!" Or "Frick frack patty whack I can't believe I got an F on my test."

by Kosh Jeller December 18, 2016

Pepper mint Patty

As shown on Sex Drive. when he/she gives a blow job with a minty in his/her mouth causing a cool sensation

first dude - "dude I was with this chick last night and she totally gave me a pepper mint patty"
second dude - "yeah that sounds kinda weird, how did it feel?"
first dude - "like I'd never need to clean my dick again"

by Tinkerbabe June 5, 2009

Pansy Parkinson

A Slytherin girl in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. She is often seen with Draco Malfoy and his cronies and attended the Yule Ball with him. She and Draco were chosen as Slytherin Prefects in their 5th year and were part of the Inquisitorial Squad. She seems to be involved with Draco Malfoy, and we can guess he is her love interest by default (or vice versa), but JKR has not been rather explicit about it. Draco/Pansy, however, is one of the most believable canon couples in the Harry Potter series.

Malfoy was in front; he was wearing dress robes of black velvet with a high collar, which in Harry's opinion made him look like a vicar. Pansy Parkinson in very frilly robes of pale pink was clutching Malfoy's arm.

by Roanne September 14, 2008

Squat Patty

The mass of feces in the toilet that is not quite solid, nor is it completely loose. Generally created by squatting on the toilet bowl and cutting loose with sounds and substance until completion. When you look into the bowl and see the mass of feces, you have got yourself a Squat Patty.

Frank went into the restroom and after about 45 minutes of sitting on the toilet grunting, was proud of the Squat Patty he left behind.

by Aeryck October 24, 2004

Pansy Division

A "Queecore" punk rock/pop band. They're really great and their songs are both brave and hilarious.
Instead of preaching to people about gay rights,they make you laugh so hard you'll support anything they say.
Check out Bunnies,Smells Like Queer Spirit or Bill And Teds Homosexual Adventure.

PunkDude:"Pansy Division are my heroes!"
Jock:"What? Ewww but they're fags!"
PunkDude:"FUCK YOU!"
~Everyone proceeds to beat the jocks' ignorant ass into next week~
And that is the power of Pansy Division.
Amen.

by bandanasarerad October 30, 2006