Pastaloin

When a child, usually under the age of 8 or gay, (sometimes both), licks a females hair (the spaghetti), with his tongue (loin), in order to initiate a mating sequence. The mating ritual consists of a dance, followed with anal probing with a lit cigarette.

Mom: Why did this little kid come up to bite my hair?

Son: He is definetly trying to pastaloin you.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus December 1, 2018

Parscale

Parscale (verb): to promise something and then embarrassingly fail to deliver.

As in:

“How was Brad’s huge party this weekend?”

“He totally Parscaled. Hyped it for weeks and then, like, three freshmen showed up.”

by Neurotypicant June 23, 2020

pastaloona

Pastaloona is my very cool mutual on tiktok go follow them also they love the chuu hi high fancam

Hey do u follow pastaloona?
No im stinky i dont

by Kqwrgu December 25, 2020

Paskal

A young, handsome guy who gives the best hugs and kisses. He is very open and creative, especially in bed.

That sexy guy over there is Paskal.

by $£% November 20, 2021

Paschalis

The best guy you will ever meet, keep him close and trust him with your personal problems. Don't forget to pay him now and then

"Paschalis is the type of guy you need as a friend" Natasha said

by anonymous November 22, 2021

PaxCalibur帕兹

The very master of the arts of arcane and invokery in the game Dota 2.

Did PaxCalibur帕兹 try to convince you to 1v1 him?

by MitsukiWasTaken February 6, 2022

Shishilan Pasalan

From The Battle Cats. A godly, all-powerful being who will grace you by even appearing in your gachas as Togeluga.

Person 1: “How’s your luck with Uberfest?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m glad you asked! I obtained the best Uber rare in the game; Shishilan Pasalan! Evolving Togelan was tough, but so worth it.
Person 1: Wow! Congratulations! I wish I was as lucky as you!”

by Spike/spine May 31, 2021