Snow ostrich

Snow ostriches are a creature that is linked with the youkol tribe. The appearance of a snow ostrich is like a mammoth and a dodo crossbreed. Snow ostriches are used as housing, by putting a small wodden tent on it. They migrate to yakasthan to make babies and they have a sacred road that also the youkols follow.

Look at the youkol riding a snow ostrich.
That snow ostrich has a big house on it.

by Denisszm March 2, 2023

please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

slang for taking a dump on the moon

oh god, i really made a please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020

Sell that ostrich

Selling Lemonade on street corners on hot days.

It's quiet warm today. Perhaps we should sell that ostrich.

by Scooter December 26, 2005

The Ostrich Syndrome

A peculiar condition marked by the person making absolutely nonsensical statements displaying pure stupidity and lack of common sense akin to a ostrich with the head in ground. The person displays a tendency not only to put his foot in the mouth but to never take it out either, repeatedly.

Example of The Ostrich Syndrome

A: "What is the 2012 about anyway?"
B: "Its about a prophecy that the world will end in 2012"
A: " OMG!! We have only 1 year to live!!"

A: You like The Beatles?
B: Ya. I do listen to them.
A: Want to go for the Beatles concert next weekend?
B: ? Who is performing? Where? When? How?
A: The Beatles. They are on an India tour right!
B: OMG

by Bond_James_Bond November 25, 2009

fair ostrich

someone who tries to play it fair, but basically sticks his head in the sand while doing it.

someone who obliquely references a really nasty deed without nailing it head on, ignoring the obvious

Come on don't play fair ostrich. The guy made an ass of himself and you know it.

by pumpkin.head September 15, 2009

Peeing Ostrich

A widely known sex move, the peeing ostrich takes both skill and courage. This move has been known to be the cause of serious injuries and classic pleasures. You can achieve this move by lifting up one leg and struting around the room while your mate chases you with feathers. Once the male is caught, the mating ritual commences and the females head is thrust forward like an ostrich.

"Man, I did the peeing ostrich last night and I have never felt better!"

"OMG. We did the peeing ostrich this morning and I still can't feel my legs... or neck... or va-jay-jay!"

by Ostrich Chaser February 27, 2010

ill ostrich

Men who are really good at making bagels and are stingy with their money, but aren't Jewish.

Hey, fellows... I know this ill ostrich at the bagel shop who doesn't look Jewish! Theo!

by wellimmikedd December 8, 2010