1 definition by pumpkin.head

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someone who tries to play it fair, but basically sticks his head in the sand while doing it.

someone who obliquely references a really nasty deed without nailing it head on, ignoring the obvious
Come on don't play fair ostrich. The guy made an ass of himself and you know it.
by pumpkin.head September 15, 2009
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