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doing a lot
by whatonearth October 18, 2010
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numbers 1,2,3

THEY ARE F***ING NUMBERS!! did you go to kindergarten.
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law of large numbers

the theroy that when there is a larger group of something, esp. people, the likelyhood of their being who or wht your looking for. For example, there is more liklyhood that you will find a sober hippie wearing dentures in a group of 1,000,000,000 random people than in a group of 52 random people.
person 1: why are we looking in NYC for good actors rather than Otis Massachusetts?
Person 2: law of large numbers, bro
by annon. February 6, 2004
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Odd numbers

Guy 1: wow, you did your homework really fast!
Guy 2: Yeah! look in the back of your book!
Guy1: OMFG, like, all the odd numbers have answers here!
by xXGenericNameXx October 16, 2009
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Dick Numbers

Slang for pain pills. While you do get excellent wood on pain pills, it takes FOREVER to come. You could say your dick is numb.
That bitch is in trouble tonight. I'm chock full of dick numbers.
by Fatdick Fred July 11, 2009
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Nemmers

A Nemmers is someone who is completely fuckin oblivious to mostly everything, is crazy for some booty, and is generally confused, but is fun to be around. Nemmers enjoy the simple life, and enjoy a good blunt from now and then to "Take the edge off", but they most likely have no edge at all.
"Bro..that guy. I think his last name is Nemmers? Anyways, totally oblivious. Almost got hit by a car this morning. Let me hit his juul though so thats cool."
"Nice"
by Waifu Leader December 14, 2018
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Doing The Numbers

code name-The act of 69ing. Either m+m ,f+f, m+f simultaneously performing oral sex on eachother.
Guy:hey lets do the numbers when we get home

girl:i cant wait to suck your dick
guy:true, i cant wait to eat your pussy out at the same time

Guy: hey me and that hot chick are doing the numbers after school
guy2: nice dude
by blerbertswag1 September 19, 2013
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