Freshman Fuzz

The pitiful patch of pre-beard whiskers that develop on teenagers who are convinced it makes them look older; what you've seen on nearly every male freshman's chin.

Ron grew out his Freshman Fuzz in an attempt to attract some freshman girls but failed, with only a slightly warmer chin to show for it.

by Nick96 September 18, 2013

fuzz wanger

A kick in the vagina with a welly booted foot

She better cut that nonsense out before I give her a good fuzz wanger.

by Cheesy cheddar December 9, 2013

fuzz bubbles

a pair of perfectly round testicals, preferably hairy.

luis: man, his nuts are'nt deformed like mine and look at them hairs on 'em!
bryan: call them fuzz bubbles, son.
luis: =o

by jamie gonna lick your ass and bring hemroids May 29, 2008

fuzz bludgeon

to take a serious beating from a police officer.

Have a good time. Don't get fuzz bludgeoned for bein' melungeon.

by DC Haha November 5, 2009

fuzz bucket

An enormously furry, trashy stray cat.

Look at that poofy ass fuzz bucket in the alley.

by Miss Vet February 28, 2005

fuzz nugget

A crusted up piece of shit, mixed with toilet paper and lint, that hangs from the fuzz of your anal treasure hole.

See Also: Dingoberry or Dingle Berry

Hey, Im not licking that with a fuzz nugget hanging from it...Grose!

by Umkay November 29, 2007

fuzz hump

like normal humping but when both partners involved happen to be females (anatomically at least).

a variation on this would be "scissors"

girl 1: i love you so much babe
girl 2: mmm you're so hot you little bitch slaps ass
girl 1: hey let's fuzz hump!
girl 2: hehe ok
(sound of girls fuzz-humping)

by Jonathan07 July 2, 2008