Nerp

(adj.) A Nefarious Twerp, or a Nerp, is a loud-mouthed individual with an over-inflated opinion of him or herself, who forces uncomfortable small talk in lifts or tight spaces. Experts in saying absolutely nothing in a lot of words. Typically comes in the form of a recruitment consultant, estate agent or a sales executive.

"I ran into John again in the lift on Floor 2, the doors didn't close in time"

"What a Nerp!"

by obnoxiouswordssoundsmarter January 22, 2016

Nerpin

It is what you call your nipples when they get hard.

Friend: dude, your nipples are hard.
Me: how about that, I'm nerpin.

by Dizymay_93 November 26, 2009

Nerds Rope

A penis so infected with wart-causing venereal diseases that it resembles the popular candy.

"I was going to have sex with Jack, but when he pulled his pants down-- god, has he got a nerds rope!"

by RedReplicant January 17, 2010

nerp

what doesn't it mean?

Allie : *taking notes in world history*
Justin : NNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!!
Allie: AHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Justin: nerp

by IEatMuchoRice March 30, 2010

Nersk

A town in the Czech Republic when you cant pronounce České Budějovice.

How is the beer in České Budějovice?
Saay wwhaaaaat, OOWHH you mean Nersk!

by Teefje March 1, 2009

Nerbster

Someone who, Forgetfully, leaves beer at someones house for other people to drink.

Josh left his beer in the cooler when he left. He is a nerbster.

by Studderin_Stanley August 20, 2010

Nerdsomnia

N. The condition of being unable to sleep because you can't stop thinking about a new idea, problem, or challenge. You can't sleep until you study, research, or learn it.

"Dude, I've been up all night thinking about this awesome legal brief I'm working on. Nerdsomnia!:

by ungtss ungtss ungtss November 5, 2010