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Needle-pronouns 

The pronouns you make up while you're slamming dope and still have the needle in your arm.

Almost the same as pretend pronouns but with even more rules.
I was so lit last night I kept making up new needle-pronouns all night I think I'm finally really to join the alphabet soup mophia!!
Needle-pronouns by Woke weasl August 4, 2022

Needle in a haystack (literally) 

When a needle is impossible to find because it’s in a stack of hay
“there’s a needle in a haystack (literally)

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

Needle Thread 

A term used in web browser game "Haxball" that refers to a high quality pass or shot that typically goes between two or more opposing players, and often from a long distance away.
Dude NeyBR hit a nasty needle thread yesterday i'll send you the clip.

And here we have Hax coming from his own half and intercepting the goalkeepers pass! A small chance at the goal AND HE GETS IT! AN ABSOLUTE NEEDLE THREAD! WHAT A GOAL! SENDING THE BALL THROUGH TWO GOALKEEPERS TO BREAK THE TIE!
Needle Thread by SenseiMingglee December 13, 2023

NEEDLE THREAD 

A term used in web browser game "Haxball" that refers to a high quality pass or shot that typically goes between two or more opposing players, and often from a long distance away. Typically
Dude NeyBR hit a nasty needle thread yesterday i'll send you the clip.

And here we have Hax coming from his own half and intercepting the goalkeepers pass! A small chance at the goal AND HE GETS IT! AN ABSOLUTE NEEDLE THREAD! WHAT A GOAL! SENDING THE BALL PAST TWO GOALKEEPERS TO BREAK THE TIE!
NEEDLE THREAD by SenseiMingglee December 13, 2023

needle dick 

this is when you staple your dick shut and cum multiple times then remove the staple and let it all out.
"Yo dude, did you see Johnny do needle dick?"

"Hell yea dude! That shit could pressure wash the paint off a plane."