santoor mummy

A attractive middle aged woman who arrived way ahead of time. Makes guys regret their date of birth. Usually with a Kid who seem like their Sibling.

Guy1: Hey who is that girl

Chad: Forget about her She is a Santoor Mummy.

Guy1: What's that?

Chad: Look it up on Urban Dictionary

santoor mummy by Ishqterra May 16, 2023

Scummy Mummy 

A skanky greasy mother who neglects her children by not making them proper meals and does the least possible so she doesnt get shut down by the NSPCC.

Jessica: What has your mum got you for lunch today Nyah?
Nyah: Left over KFC popcorn chicken from last night after my mum had been out on the lash! She's such a scummy mummy!

Scummy Mummy by Frank Tourette December 18, 2011

swamp mummy 

A Broad who hangs off you like a leech searching desparately for play and once she gets it she drops u like 2nd period french

Hey man look at Daizy with Johny shes such a Fuckin Swamp Mummy.

swamp mummy by Jay North June 24, 2006

Magical Mummy 

Non existent ideal. The term embodies the unrealistic expectations of magazines/society/men when it comes to mothers. Magical Mummy can cook, clean, do arts and crafts with the kiddies, sew, wash, walk the dog and fuck like a pornstar without even ruffling her perfect hair. She is never to be found languishing on the sofa whilst the kids run riot, nor does she drink wine and sob in the evenings, looking at the pile of ironing and wondering what the fuck happened to her life.

Most men will claim to their wives (in a foolish attempt to create their prefect world) that their own mothers attained Magical Mummy status.

"He asked me why I hadn't been able to iron his uniform as well as make the dinner and clean the kitchen. As if I'm some kind of Magical Mummy!"

"I told him to piss off to his Magical Mummy, and let her run around like a twat for him"

"Make your own dinner, I'm busy doing this! I'm not your Magical Mummy!"

Magical Mummy by MagickDio February 5, 2010

alaskan mummy 

when one who is from alaska sleeps with their arms across their chest, giving the image of a mummy. they also constanstly fall off the bed during mid sleep thus waking up their female partner.

dude...i was sleeping like an alaskan mummy last night and ended up falling off the bed and waking my girl up

alaskan mummy by alaskan mummy March 17, 2009

Honey mummy

A sugar daddy but a women instead of a dude.

kaila is not my honey mummy she is younger than me.

Honey mummy by Jesse AT ePiffanies March 26, 2017

Pecan Mummy 

An intimate sexual act of wrapping the receiving partner in bath tissue before glazing them with bodily fluids, usually semen and phlegm, until they harden into a mummy-like statue. Successful attempts often take several hours and may require up to a week of semen retention prior.

The Pecan Mummy has become a yearly tradition for Kathy and I on our anniversary.

Pecan Mummy by Pussywhistle July 13, 2021